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It’s 3 am you’re

Online Shopping

Online Stalking

Online Posting

Asleep

There’s something hiding in the back of your closet, isn’t there?

Fast Fashion

Boxes you’ll definitely use one day

Look we'll just call it 'paraphernalia'

YOU. YOU’RE BACK THERE.

Heights?

I'm currently hanging off a tree branch 30 ft up

Rollercoasters are all I can do

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [if I'm drunk]

NOOOOOOO

Clowns?

I was one of the 2016 clown chasers

I met a clown once....it changes you.

*dances in clown core*

NOOOOOOO PART 2

You’re at a birthday party for a friend of a friend. The chips are stale, the dog is locked in the bedroom and Steve won’t stop talking about Tacoma. What do you do?

Destroy Steve in a drinking contest.

Scroll your phone, you don’t owe these assholes anything.

Free the dog! Pay the dry-cleaning bill for the person that got peed on!

Irish Goodbye.

When in doubt:

Shake It Off

Shake It Out

Google It

Cry

Lie to Me

I can’t I’ve got something that night.

I'm totally over my ex.

I'll totally pay you back.

I’m fine.

Who are you taking to prom?

The blowing wind of childhood long past.

Steve who won’t stop talking about Tacoma.

This cool rock I found.

A sudden itching at the back of your neck that you know how this ends. You know how it all ends, it doesn't matter, nothing matters and there's freedom in the nothing. [Your date gets caught spiking the punch]

Starbucks order?

A local roast

Vanilla Latte with Oat Milk

Whatever's handwritten on the sign at the counter

Starbucks is an union busting conglomerate set on destroying the will of the worker [Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino]

Pick a word

damp

like

chelonian

frostbite