I’ve written so many silly website bios over the years — I always wonder what brings someone here. Are you curious? Bored? Creepy?

Please don’t be creepy. Maybe you like my style and wanna see more. Maybe you’re here to decide if I’m talented enough for whatever bar you’ve set for me.

How did I do? Did I win? Did I get it?

It makes sense though. Everyone’s scared and bored—it’s easier to judge someone.

So go for it. Have fun, genuinely. I hope my weird little corner of the internet brings you joy, or hate, or whatever it is you’re trying to satiate, if only for a while.

p.s.  how many secrets did you find?